Haha, very entertaining. Thanks a lot, Ian.
Reality: a few good songs, but doesn’t work as an album, whereas Heathen (constantly underestimated, strangely enough) gets better and better every year (standout tracks: Sunday, Heathen, Slowburn), and even …hours is a better album than Reality (even if you only think of standout tracks Something in the Air and The Dreamers). I know nobody likes Earthling, what a pity.
As for Tin Machine II: worst album, but a few tracks are worth hearing (Baby Universal, You belong in Rock’n’Roll, Goodbye Mr. Ed and the debatable Roxy Music cover If There Is Something… For fans. I like it).